How DID that get THERE?

I have been thinking about this for a while, as weird things keep turning up around me that do not belong where they are.

Oh, that could be confusing to you. Here are two examples:

Peanut butter on the hood of my car (I do not have any small children).

Lipstick on the back of my shirt.

Hmmmmm. Got any ideas? I told these to my friends over the weekend and they looked at me like I was from another planet.


Every morning I eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my way to work. One day my hands were full and I put it down on the hood of my (clean) car. A smear of peanut butter remained. Mystery solved.

I have long hair and always wear lipstick. Always. So, when it’s windy, my hair gets blown all over, including the icky part when it gets in my mouth and sticks to my lips. Then I toss (very sexy) my hair over my shoulder and voila! – lipstick on the back of my shirt.

What’ve you got? Love to hear it so I know I’m not alone…


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